Polychrome People and The Breakaway are easily two of my finest books. Well, they’re my only two books, but they’re both pretty fine.

Polychrome People is a collection of short stories, set in Edinburgh during the summer of Scotland’s indy referendum, when the big cloud of multi-coloured fog swallowed up The Meadow’s park and messed with people’s minds. Get it here on paperback for £3.99 or £0.99 on Kindle.

The Breakaway is an account of a foolhardy attempt to cycle every big-name mountain pass known to man after next-to-no training and a planning process that was little more than daydreaming and drinking cups of tea. Get it here on paperback for £5.99 or £0.99 on Kindle.