PERFECT FOR ANYONE — EVEN WEIRDOES
The Breakaway would make the perfect gift for any cyclist — especially those who can read — and non-cyclists (weirdoes that they are) would love it too.
Well I would say that, wouldn’t I?
Yes, I would, but it happens to be true. There is a lot of cycling in The Breakaway, and a lot of cycling up mountains (roughly equivalent to three ascents of Everest). There’s also a lot of humour — laughter inspired by heatstroke, oxygen debt and the likes of The Goonies, bicycle-eating Italian goats, Marmot smuggling, Goose from Top Gun, Minxy the mutant Playmate, and more.
Life’s not all giggles and energy jells though, and neither is The Breakaway. There are some serious issues in there too, such as my struggle to overcome grief whilst attempting to overcome hors category mountain passes, and dealing with a friendship that was balanced on a rocky precipice like the bus at the end of The Italian Job.
HOW TO SEND AN E-BOOK AS A GIFT
Simple. If you’re in the UK the easiest way is to send a gift card by email. Make it out for the amount of the book you wish to gift (mine, at £3.99, of course), add the lucky recipient’s email address and then type a suitable message in the box before you click buy – something like: “The Breakaway – Cycling The Mountains of the Tour France sounds like it’s right up your allez.”
And don’t forget to include a link to the book of your choice – there’s one for The Breakaway here:
If you’re in America and using Amazon.com then it’s even easier — just find the book you want to gift and click the Give as a Gift button (you Yanks don’t know how easy you’ve got it!).
WHAT ABOUT ME?!
You’ve had a tough year, you’ve been a very good boy/girl/hermaphrodite — you deserve a copy of The Breakaway.
But remember, this book is not just for Christmas. If you’re a slow reader it might well last through to the end of the Ardennes Classics.